No dear, I am not talking to myself, I’m talking to Wendy!


I am writing this blog to you via the Windows Vista voice recognition program.

I’ve only recently found out about this fabulous piece of software that comes along with the operating system. It is so clever! I can dictate to it, I can control the Internet using it, and I can effectively control my whole computer simply by using my voice. It is absolutely amazing! I have gone power crazy!!!

I have found the software to be very accurate at picking up my vocal range, and considering that I have only just started using it, it is rarely making a mistake. The more you use it, the more it learns. Not only that the system is remarkably quick, and can also make intelligent suggestions to any errors that it makes.

I will never have to use my hands again!! 🙂

Wow! It even enters a 🙂 when I say the words ” smiley face” – now that is great!

Just think… I will never have to type a long essay ever again, I can dictate my shopping list to Tesco (it even has that word in its vocabulary), and I can now watch porn hands free! My life will never be the same again!

COR! I sure have used a lot of exclamation marks in this post! Look there’s another one! And another! It’s just so exciting!

Anyway, my voice is now starting to go hoarse from all of this talking and correcting, I think I might give it a rest for a short while before I wear the poor thing out.

But hey, it sure makes you feel very very powerful! ‹evil grin›


Thanks for reading xx

About Gari

Northern lad; living out in the Peak District and rediscovering life after having had a brain tumour.

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