… Mac meal please.
Cashier : A what?
Mr Gari : A Big Mac meal please.
Cashier : Sorry? A What?
Mr Gari : A Big Mac meal please.
Cashier: Sorry, I don’t know what one of those is but we don’t sell those here, we’re Burger King.
GAH!!!I knew full well where I was too, I was just thinking how much better I was than the people currently eating in MacDonalds as I was paying an extra £1 for my meal and getting the benefit of “fresh” “goodness” hehe! (note my double usage of quotation marks there – is that even grammatically legal?!). It all ended well though, as she giggled at me, coyly slipped a few sachets of sauce into my sack and winked at me. Bless!
And anyways, I’m sure we’ve ALL done it before… right?! (sincerely hopes that he genuinely isn’t alone in being a complete fucktard and doing this cliché…! :oP )
Gari Wellingham 
If its any consolation, I once ordered ‘Chicken McNuggets’ at the _generic_ fast food outlet at my uni’s Students’ Union. I didn’t mean to say ‘McNuggets’ – I’m not sure whether this is a partially Freudian slip or MacDonald’s market dominance and our childhood exposure to branding.
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Paramountly, the latter.
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It’s probably a combination of the both I would think, good reasoning! I knew exactly where I was (as BK is always my choice over McDonalds) and so I have no idea why on this occasion I made the slip hehe – I had just finished work, so maybe stress was to blame!
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