Spend a penny for bangers and mash!

Rar, so I’m currently at home, bouncing around to various trance songs of yester-year (such as ‘Oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky / from meat pies’; Meck – ‘Thunder in my Heart’ and Kelly Llorenna’s back-catalogue!) One of my fave dance tracks *ever* is Gigi D’Agostino – L’amour Toujours (I’ll Fly With […]

I’ll have a Big…

… Mac meal please. Cashier : A what? Mr Gari : A Big Mac meal please. Cashier : Sorry? A What? Mr Gari : A Big Mac meal please. Cashier: Sorry, I don’t know what one of those is but we don’t sell those here, we’re Burger King. GAH!!!I knew full well where I was […]