A good friend of mine just forwarded me a link to MoneySavingExpert.com and to a forum page that documented a series of phone calls that some chap has had with Debitas  (a debt collection agency working on behalf of Capital One).

The ‘debt’ was actually fraudulent activity on his card and thus is not the fella’s fault, and so he decided to start winding these people up as in reality it seems that they were being overly persistent and a bit of a pain.

I have not laughed so much in years! ENJOY!

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=741653&page=1