I’m always chuft not to get anything on Father’s Day… mainly as it means that I’ve been very well behaved and fathered no sprogs in the last 365(6) days. Woo me, I am so good that I should get an award or something!

Some would say that the whole ‘gay’ thing is cheating a bit… I just call it responsible and added protection! :oP

Magners to celebrate me thinks! xx

P.S. – below is a picture of a random cute baby (albeit with weirdly doctored eyes) so that we can all go ‘awwww’ and just to show that I’m not completely heartless hehe!